In grade 3 people used to bully me and call me donkey because apparently I looked like one and I would always reply with “Donkeys are cute therefore i’m cute!” And one day this kid was like, ” No donkeys are ugly creatures that poor people use for transportation” and I replied with “AT LEAST PEOPLE LIKE TO RIDE ME!” And my teacher started laughing and I didn’t know why until today because I just realized what I said omg
When people quote The Perks of Being A Wallflower, why do they quote things like “And in that moment, I swear we were infinite,” or “We accept the love we think we deserve,” when there are gems like this.
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So last night, the guy I’m dating rolled over and looked at me and asked “I was thinking about us getting married. What do you think?”
Guys I honestly don’t know if it was like how exhausted I was or the fact that I had taken 4 Advil’s for my headache, but the first thing out of my mouth was “Swiggity swing you get the ring and we’ll do the thing”
I’ve spent way too much time on this site.
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